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Please stop saying “Well dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.” On behalf of lesbians, we have more honey-dipped folks than we can reasonably handle. We can put you on a waiting list in the meantime.

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indigofer:

every-inch-but-one:

rosalarian:

rosalarian:

We can only work so fast. This is why we recruit people into lesbianism. We need help with this. Don’t give us more.

Due to a factory error we are WAY overstocked on honey-dipped people and we’re passing the savings on to youuuuuuuu!

Megan why are you so hilarious.

While the lesbians clear up the honey backlog, I propose the following substitute: dip me in maple syrup and throw me to the Canadians. >.>
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  I could use some honey-dipped people. Feel free to send the overstock this way. ^_^
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  I’m too German to imagine being dipped in honey as something pleasant.
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  This is why bisexuals exist. Someone’s gotta help them out.
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  this is hilarious.
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  Wait…this is really a thing? People say this? Dip me in…and…lol wut? Did the office drones at Lesbian Central Operations...
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  What happened to that Canadian pioneer spirit?!
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